Dwayne Johnson Turns Santa Into a Thirst Trap: “Who Wants to Sit on Dwanta’s Lap?”

Dwanta Claus comes but once a year, which is all the more reason to celebrate Dwayne Johnson‘s festive alter ego while we can. On Saturday, the “Black Adam” star posted a video of himself turning Santa into a thirst trap on Instagram. In the video, Johnson wears a Santa suit without sleeves or a shirt. However, he does have a bell around his neck.

“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,” the actor croons as the camera pans up from his boots. “Dwanta Claus nipping at your nose. Yuletide carols being sung by a choir, white roses dressed up like eskimos . . . I’m just making up my own lyrics because I’ve had my Teremana and Dwanta Claus feeling naughty.”

Johnson captioned his video, “Who wants to sit on Dwanta’s lap? ehh its just the tequila talkin’;) Get the cookies, mistletoe & @teremana ready #NaughtyListers4TheWin 😂😈🍪🥃🎅🏾 Merry Christmas Eve, my friends 🎄❤️.”

The “Red Notice” actor’s Dwanta Claus transformation got off to a much tamer start on Friday when his daughters — Jasmine, 7, and Tiana, 4 — helped their dad get into the holiday spirit with a makeover. In the Instagram videos, Johnson’s daughters apply pink makeup to eyes, cheeks, and lips and put a multicolored wig on his head before insisting he wear a tutu.

Johnson asks his daughters over and over if he looks cool, and they assure him he does before helping him with his tutu. Unfortunately, the tutu is too small for his waist, legs, or even his head, so he’s forced to wear it as a hat instead. “First morning back home with my tornados 🌪️ and by 8am they insisted on giving ‘Dwanta Claus a make over before Christmas’ 🎅🏾 💅🏽 💋,” he captioned the first video. “I haven’t seen myself in the mirror yet but if I look as cool as I FEEL RIGHT NOW, then IM WINNING BABY 🙋🏽‍♂️🥇 Dwanta needs a tutu . . . and his DIG-NUH-DEE 😂.”

He then went on to caption his tutu-fail video, “Lastly, the little tornados 🌪️ wanted Dwanta Claus to wear a tutu for his Christmas make over🎅🏾💅🏽🩰But the tutu would only fit over ONE of Dwanta’s legs 🦵🏾🎅🏾So they scrapped the wig and wanted Dwanta to wear the tutu around HIS NECK like a scarf 🎅🏾🧣 But Dwanta’s head was so big we couldn’t get the tutu down to his neck so he was forced to wear it like a crown 🎅🏾 👑 But most importantly, Dwanta said There’s NO WAY this gets posted on @instagram 📱❌ Btw, has anyone seen Dwanta’s dignity? 😂🎅🏾🙋🏽‍♂️.”