90 Day Fiancé: All-Time Best Quotes From The Franchise

The 90 Day Fiancé franchise has entertained fans for years, and from red makeup bags to terrorizing pregnancies, there have been some amazing quotes.

After eight seasons of 90 Day Fiancé and several spin-offs added to the franchise, there have been several dramatic moments and iconic quotes that are seared into viewers’ memories forever. Even though this TLC franchise often gets a lot of criticism from its fans, there have also been many times when viewers have been thoroughly entertained by the cast members and their wild quotes.

Overall, the 90 Day Fiancé franchise is supposed to focus on the romantic journeys of its cast members. On the other hand, there is also a healthy dose of drama that leads to quality reality TV entertainment. As such, it’s no surprise that there have been a lot of memorable quotes over the years.

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With dozens of seasons under its belt, the 90 Day Fiancé franchise continues to amaze viewers. More often than not, it’s all because of some choice phrases that the show’s stars come up with. Below are some of the most memorable and hilarious quotes from the franchise.

“Almost there, lazy”

Fans will never forget Azan Tefou chiding Nicole Nafziger as she struggled to make her way up a sand dune in Morocco, and though some criticize Azan for being insensitive, it’s hard to not get amusement out of the delivery of this quote. Despite spanning multiple seasons, Nicole and Azan’s relationship was infamously messy, and “almost there, lazy” is one of the fans’ favorite moments between these two.

“Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy”

Andrei Castravet and Elizabeth Potthast have been slammed by fans repeatedly for their cringe-worthy behavior on and off the show. Alas, most fans would agree that when the two were expecting their first child, a quarrel between the couple led to TV gold. “Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy” has found its way onto t-shirts, coffee mugs, and all kinds of unofficial merchandise.

“Condoms are for sl*t people”

Even though this quote indicates a severe deficit of sex education in Asuelu Pulaa, it’s hard not to laugh at it. Asuelu’s wife Kalani Faagata explained that Asuelu didn’t believe in using condoms, which led to his and Kalani’s first and second unplanned pregnancy. Fans may take issue with Asuelu’s ill-informed views about family planning, but it’s also a somewhat hilarious quote coming from him.

“Skoodilypoop”

On the latest season of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, viewers had strong opinions regarding Steven Johnston. When he referred to sex as “skoodilypoop,” fans were completely baffled. Overall, fans weren’t sure if it was a Mormon term or just one of Steven’s weird idiosyncrasies. Steven has never explained “skoodilypoop,” but viewers will never forget it.

“Who is against the queen will die”

Larissa Lima and her mother-in-law Debbie Johnson had some of the most epic fights in the franchise, and the most memorable by far was the one that raged on the family staircase. While Debbie exclaimed that she was “done,” Larissa belted out her signature line. Debbie and Larissa have since squashed their beef, but this explosive fight lives on in the memories of viewers.

“Bring me my red bag with my makeup”

Many fans have rightly pointed out that Anfisa Arkhipchenko has not gotten the criticism she deserves for getting physical with her ex-husband Jorge Nava. However, when she went from zero to 60 for no reason when screeching at Jorge to grab her makeup bag, viewers couldn’t help but laugh. It was utterly insane, though very on-brand for Anfisa.

“I go Russia”

Though viewers were initially sympathetic towards Julia Trubkina when she was stuck on her fiancé Brandon Gibbs’ parent’s farm, many fans have since turned on her. But they still love Julia’s iconic “I go Russia” line from the show and have even urged her to get her signature phrase on some branded merchandise.

There have been many iconic moments in the 90 Day Fiancé that viewers will remember forever. These are some of the best quotes to have come out of cast members’ mouths, and they’re truly the gift that keeps on giving.

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